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  You Might Be An Apostate if..........( pure fluffy fun) : )

  by LyinEyes in

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  you might be an apostate if...........you find your forsaken bookbag , covered with mold,,and the issues of the wt dating back to 1975,,,,,and the end didn't come.. you might be an apostate if.........you have a wiener roast and use the bound volumns to start a bon fire in the front yard for all the elders driving by to see.

  sumpin,,,,,,,,along those lines........i am sure ya'll can come up with some things better than this .

  but , ya get the idea.

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  Steve Lowry

  Wow, that was a fast reply! Good question. I had a lot of fun with it.
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  You Might Be An Apostate if..........( pure fluffy fun) : )

  by LyinEyes in

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  you might be an apostate if...........you find your forsaken bookbag , covered with mold,,and the issues of the wt dating back to 1975,,,,,and the end didn't come.. you might be an apostate if.........you have a wiener roast and use the bound volumns to start a bon fire in the front yard for all the elders driving by to see.

  sumpin,,,,,,,,along those lines........i am sure ya'll can come up with some things better than this .

  but , ya get the idea.

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  Steve Lowry

  You?re probably apostate if:

  You prefer answering the door on Saturday morning to knocking on it.

  You knowingly enjoy things that may have pagan origins.

  You no longer think you?re intellectually superior just because you happen to know things like, Jesus probably wasn?t born in December.

  You get pissed when you hear the number 1975.

  You secretly wish the Squibb building was gone, and the World Trade Center was still standing.

  You feel like getting a blood transfusion just to piss off your old friends.

  You?re proud to be an American, finally.

  You?ve taken the time to learn the words to the Star Spangled Banner, and you?re in your forties.

  You can spot a JW in a neighborhood from three blocks away.

  Your pastor asks you to head up the cult ministry for your church.

  You can see parallels between the Watchtower Society and the Third Reich.

  To you, an Easter egg hunt, is just an Easter egg hunt.

  You get an erection by throwing away Watchtower literature at the Laundromat.

  It?s more probable that you?ll experience instantaneous human combustion than ever becoming a Jehovah?s Witness (again).

  You consider the slapping of a JW elder in the face, an art form.

  You no longer think that just because things may be going wrong for you, it?s necessarily the result of something you bought at a yard sale.

  You come to understand the word, freedom.

  You understand that wearing a cross around your neck can ward off more than vampires.

  You realize that you?re probably not going to get your inheritance.

  You think that picketing outside the Squibb Building with your new found friends, would be a great time and a lot of fun.

  Steve
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  I told my mother to stop contacting me

  by kyria in

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  after two months of terribly abusive emails from my mother telling me that i "am not capable of appreciating true love" and her weird delusions that i have no friends and my life is a mess, i finally cut her off.

  i blocked her email address, and i told her to stop contacting me.

  yes, the jehovah?s witnesses.

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  Steve Lowry

  Doing what's right by you, is nothing to feel guilty about. It's the healthiest choice.
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  Crossing-over with John Edwards

  by Waygooder64 in

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  i`m not sure if any on this board has seen the show " crossing-over with john edwards" but for some strange reason the show fascinates me.

  if you have not seen the show its basically a guy who does readings for people in a studio audience who have had loved ones die, 'crossing-over' to the next realm.

  he then connects with these dead people offering up clues to their passing and only personal things that close family would know about .

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  Steve Lowry

  Hey Mary,

  My experiences revolve around the Ouija board. Back in the very early eighties I met a woman (a self-proclaimed witch) who I dated a few times. On our first date she offered to bring out the Ouija. To which I said sure (I only cared about one thing and whatever it took, ya know?) Well, at first I thought she was moving the plastic thing but very soon I realized she couldn?t have known about the things is was speaking about. It was directed to me personally. Well, I went and got my own Ouija board the very next day and got into it whole hog. I am convinced due to my experiences over several months of experimenting with the Ouija that is not a psychological phenomenon. But something else drives the ?moving? piece.

  I thought I have saved some of those stories from other posts onto my hard drive but I can?t seem to find them now. If you like I could tell some of my experiences.

  Steve
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  Do you feel damned?

  by JH in

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  do you feel that if there is a god that you will be damned or that you will have his favour?

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  I'll be damned if I'll feel damned!
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  Crossing-over with John Edwards

  by Waygooder64 in

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  i`m not sure if any on this board has seen the show " crossing-over with john edwards" but for some strange reason the show fascinates me.

  if you have not seen the show its basically a guy who does readings for people in a studio audience who have had loved ones die, 'crossing-over' to the next realm.

  he then connects with these dead people offering up clues to their passing and only personal things that close family would know about .

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  Steve Lowry

  Y?all can debate back and forth as to who is and who isn?t a fake when it comes to who can and who cannot speak to the dead. But, I have experienced first hand the other dimension (many years ago), and whatever it is, is does exist. What the hell it is I do not know. But there, it IS nevertheless. Dead loved ones or demons? I dunno. Maybe something none of us have even considered yet. But one thing is for sure, there is something there. And to my personal experience it ain?t very nice.
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  "it's not you, it's me ..."

  by talesin in

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  how many have heard this or used this as a break-up line?.

  is it a cop-out, or the truth?.

  any funny stories to tell?.

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  Steve Lowry

  'Wow, I just found out that I have contracted hepatitus B, and you need to get your shots right away!"
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  How are you financialy?

  by ball. in

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  how are you financialy?.

  i don't know if i am am a typical brit, but i guess i am a fairly typical rags to riches storey.

  i have just managed to finish paying off my house at age 32 after growing up a pioneer penny-less until 22, meaning now i can save for the future and buy stuff i want, but until now it's been a strugle.

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  Steve Lowry

  Over here across the pond we have a pretty good thing going. There?s much money to made and many ways to spend it! The thing is, when you drive down the Interstate on the way in to work each day there is almost nothing but new cars around you. Everywhere you go there are new houses going up. (And I mean four and five bedroom houses with full basements.) Wherever you go there are a Publix, a Home Depot, an Eckerds, a Wal-Mart, and a Blockbuster (video store). Cash flow yes, cash saving no. The truth be known, most folks are probably about four paychecks away from being homeless. I used to get a little jealous when I?d see a guy in a Jag or a Benz but I have learned that he?s probably just as tapped out financially as I am. Just got a little more cash flow than me, is all.

  I read the opening page of a finical advisement book many years ago that said, " The first step to being independently wealthy is NOT making more money. It?s spending less." Yea, but try and do that when you can barley afford to pay your mortgage and need a car and the bank is willing to give you another thirty thousand dollars for that new car! It?s kinda weird.

  We Americans want it NOW, so we charge it and wind up paying about 25% more for the thing we gotta have right away, instead of saving up for it. And I?m just as guilty of it as anyone else. My parents never used a credit card and always paid cash for everything they had. My dad never made a lot of money and my mom never worked. Yet, they always managed to have saved thousands of dollars somehow.

  Still, I DO believe we here in America are rich, cuz we ARE by world standards. I probably make more money at my little job (about 50k a year), than what 80% of the world?s population of working people make at their jobs, around the globe, and I?m just middle class here.

  Steve
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  Say Something Only A Jehovah's Witness Would Say

  by minimus in

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  i'll start.

  "at least i know god's name is jehovah!

  ".......any others?

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  "You know Steve, all you need to do is to sit down with a brother and have a bible study." My mom when I was a young man going through a tough time.

  "You know Steve, 1975 is just around the corner." Uh, mom again.

  "Is he in the Truth?"

  "Oh, he?s no longer in the Truth."

  "I?m in the Truth."

  "Oh, he?s weak."

  "She?s a pioneer!"

  "Oh that?s pagan!"

  "1975 is a marked year in human history!" All JW?s pre-1975.

  "I never believed 1975 was the End if this system of Things." Any JW who lived through it and is STILL a JW.

  "I don?t have to read anything other than the Society?s publications to know the truth."

  "Well, he must have committed some kind of immorality if he got disfellowshipped."

  "Disassociating ourselves from those who have been disfellowshipped is an act of love!"

  "Oh, I heard he went to Bethel!"

  "She?s one of the Anointed, you know."

  "I never want to displease Jehovah." Translation; I never want to displease the WBTS.

  "Oh no, we don?t want to change your religion!" Lie presented at the door.

  "You?ll get a deadly disease if you get a blood transfusion!"

  "Well, actually Jesus wasn?t born in December." Probably accurate but almost always spoken in a condescending, I know it all tone.

  "Science and history proves Jesus died on a stake." Uh, bullshit.

  "Reading the Awake magazine for four years is the equivalent to getting a college education!" Mom, once again.

  "(Born again) Christians get all emotional when they sing their songs."

  "She?s too worldly minded to make a good wife." Mom again. This time in a way though, she was right. The girl was a slut. She banged my JW elder brother-in-law and destroyed my family in the process.

  These are but a few that I recall hearing and experiencing JW?s say growing up amongst them.

  Steve
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  The Passion of the Christ movie

  by Steve Lowry in

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  well, i just saw the movie yesterday and i'll tell ya something.

  considering the reviews about how moving this movie had been for so many people, i secretly was hoping that seeing this movie might help me with my current state of disbelief and apathy about the person of jesus.

  but sadly it had only the opposite effect.

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  Steve Lowry

  ROFLOL!